A satirical, beer-reviewed chemistry novel
“pHck, was my degree choice a mistake?“
🧑🎓 Max is an average student who picked chemistry by elimination: “It cannot be worse than math or physics”. At Beaker University, 50% of students don’t survive the first semester, and 99±5% of students develop a profound disillusionment with empirical reality. The professors are determined to prove both statistics right.
This story follows Max and his cohort through their first semester: impossible problem sets, fake reaction yields, safety protocols violated by the people teaching them – told by someone who is just happy to have made it out of the lab alive.
🧐 Perfect for: Current chemistry students and other STEM survivors. Future students: This is your warning. Professional chemists: I hope some giggles can heal your scars.
⚠️ Warning: Contains traumatic encounters with professors, sarcasm, career regret – but also growth, friendship, and the hope to survive the unsurvivable.
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